#raven x jaune

[arc-misadventures]

Cryogenics Views

Raven: Tell me, Jaune, before you woke me from cryosleep, how long were you staring~?

Jaune: Staring; Staring at what?

Raven: Oh~!

(Boing~Boing~!)

Raven: You know~!

Jaune: Uhhh...

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Raven:

Jaune: …

Jaune: God damn…

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Jaune: Uhhh… T-Two...? Three...? Five hours? Honestly I lost track of time, the view was so captivating I lost all sense of time.

Raven: Fufufu~!

Raven: Would you like to look at them again~?

Jaune: A-Again…?!

Raven: Yes~! Only his time with an... unobstructed view~?

Jaune: …

Jaune: YES!

[brokentrafficknight]

[superiorsturgeon]

Huntresses of the Caribbean

Pyrrha: *dropping off fancy sword at Governor Arc’s house* Hello, Master Arc! You look very handsome!

Jaune: *stuffed into stiff and scratchy dress suit* Pyr, we’ve known each other for years! How often do I have to tell you to call me “Jaune?”

Pyrrha: At least one more time! As always! 😉

Jaune: Oh, you…! 😄

Papa Arc: *rolls his eyes at the Arkos flirting* 🙄

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Pyrrha: *grabs a spear off the shelf and mecha-shifts it*

Raven: Who makes these things?!

Pyrrha: My friend Ruby does, but I practice with them three hours a day! 😏

Raven: …you really need to find yourself a boyfriend, kid…

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Jaune: *sweating his ass off in a wool suit in tropical weather* Congratulations on your promotion, Miss Schnee…! 🥵

Winter: Yes…this promotion has thrown into sharp relief-

Jaune: *passes out and falls into the sea* 😵

Winter: 😨

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Salem: *getting ready to kill Jaune* …begun by blood, the blood undo-

Ozma: *walking into the room* 👋 😅

Salem: …It’s not possible…! 😦

Ozma: Not PROBABLE! 😁

Salem: *points her knife at Ozma* Shut up! You’re next! 🤬

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Pyrrha: *bursts into jail* You! Pirate!

Raven: *looks up from her cot* Eh?

Pyrrha: You know that ship that attacked us? They took Master Arc!

Raven: Oh, so you DO have a boyfriend!

Raven: Well, if you intend to brave all, hasten to his rescue, and so win that boy’s heart, you’ll have to do it alone, mate! I see no profit in it for me!

Pyrrha: …I can get you out of here!

Raven: How? The keys are gone-

Pyrrha: *uses her semblance to tear the door loose from the walls in a shower of broken rock and concrete* 🤬

Raven: …okay, that’ll work…!

[lovingdabeessss]

RWBY MEMESSSSS

Blake I hope you’re prepared for yangs trust in her loved ones not planning on abandoning her at every second being SHATTERED cause yangs mental health is NOT surviving the news

[rocknroll7575]

The Bowlhats find out...

(Based on @brokentrafficknight Rwby one piece au)

Jaune: *looking at Raven* Yeah well... what the hell are you doing here?

Raven: I've been living in that castle for quite some time... What brings you here?

Jaune: That would be because of your seven warlord pals, Hazel sent the whole crew flying!

Raven: I see, that explains things then... bowlhat was with a different crew at Vytal.

Jaune: *shocked* Hold on, did you see Ruby!? Is she alright!? What was she doing!?

Raven: She should still be alive, however... when she left the battle, she appeared to be severely traumatized

Jaune: Why's that?

Raven: Don't you know? Her sister is dead

Jaune: *Shocked*

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Penny: *Growling as she's looking at a picture of Yang's corpse*

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Juniper: *Shocked as she holds the newspaper* It can't be!

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Cinder: *In Vacuo in shock* And you're certain that's true?

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Mercury: *in a dress in Patch* I... can't believe it...

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Ozpin: *reading the newspaper* Oh no!

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Neptune: *Fat* No way! Really!?

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Emerald: *Also reading the paper in shock* How can this be happening...

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Jaune: I can't... believe it...

Raven: Fire Fist Yang died... right before bowl hats eyes

Jaune: *Angry and disappointed in himself* 'Ruby...!'

PJCMONE: 'RUBY!!!'

[juanarc-thethird]

Valentine Letter- Raven Branwen and her massive jugs.

Valentine's Day letters. (Raven)

Jaune: What the hell? Why would Yang's mom send me a Valentine's Day letter?

He opens the letter and says:

"I know you are strong, I have seen it with my own eyes. So I want you to come to my room, And give me a creampie~"

Jaune: *Red* I know I shouldn't… but the temptation.

[daniels-rwby-blog]

RWBY BEYOND EP2

Do you ever feel life is laughing behind your back

banana boy forever

Spoilers ahead

So, very interesting episode Firstly the lose end,Alex was from vacuo pre war as many suspected.

Then the merge of Oz and Oscar, many people will be scared by how "quickly" Oscar has merged but remember it has been a good few months by the time RWBY&J get back to vacuo and we don't know when this little chat is happening.

I wonder if Jaunes journal will become significant later, perhaps he'll get inspired by it and know how to trap Salem or something

But I am enjoying it, it brought a tear when JNPR where at that campfire and the art style is still amazing.

[darksaiyangoku]

RWBY: Dante's First Cookie

Ruby: Come on, Dante. Eat your carrofs.

Dante: Bleh!

Ruby: Vergil isn't complaining. *turns to Vergil* Aren't you, sweetie?

Vergil: *noms on carrots*

Ruby: Such a good boy! *headpats*

Vergil; *smiles*

Dante: *folds arms and poubts* Hmph!

Jaune: Dante, carrots are good for you. *grabs spoonful of carrots* Here comes the aeroplane.

Dante: *shakes head* Bleh!

Raven: *arrives through portal* Hey there Red. Goldie.

Ruby: Oh! Hey Aunt Raven.

Jaune: Do you ever use the door?

Raven: So, how are my little cuties doing? *smiles*

Ruby: *sighs* Not great. Vergil's started to eat carrots, but Dante won't even touch them. Look.

Dante: Bleh!

Raven: *giggles* Stay back, I got this. Dante, I have a surprise for you~

Dante: *looks up* Hm?

Raven: Look! *takes out cookie from her bag* it's a chocolate chip cookie! I baked it myself.

Dante: *smiles*

Jaune: Raven, no!

Raven: What? One little cookie isn't gonna hurt him. *turns to Dante* Say 'ah', dear.

Dante: Ah. *munches cookie*

Jaune: *sighs* Well, there goes my plan to break the Rose cookie curse.

Ruby: Face it, darling, you knew that was impossible when we got married. It's here to stay.

Dante: *nibbles cookie*

[linkman447]

The married life (Raven)

Raven having left her bandit life was returning home to her family

Raven: oh my faithful knight your bandit queen has returned

Jaune exiting the kitchen with an apron on: oh my beautiful raven

The two embrace lips on one another

Jaune: so are our friends coming for the holidays

Raven: sadly not all but your sister saphron and her wife are

Jaune: what why not my team and team RWBY

Raven: that’s the thing-

Flashback

Raven: daughter

Yang: you thieving bitch you leaven me and dad, then run off with a boy half your age

Raven: jaune is my husband

Tai: so was I

Raven: oh were we I don’t remember having a wedding or at the vary least a courthouse meeting

Blake: you stole our mate

Weiss: that knight belongs to us

Pyrrha: no he’s my partner and soulmate

Raven: well I guess my bandit life is still alive if I’m still stealing

Everyone try’s to jump her but with a swift swing of her sword a red portal opens whisking the group to another location

Flashback ends

Raven: -I have not clue

Jaune: well darn

Raven: don’t look down my knight

She gets a wicked look on her face

Raven: I know how I might cheer you up

She takes his hand and leads him to the bedroom

Elsewhere

Qrow: and that’s how Raven trapped me in this cage and put that cage in this cave

Ruby: so you got drunk and Raven just kidnapped an inebriated old man

Qrow: I like my story better

Tai: dumbass

[tequiilasunriise]

Being in fandoms where the characters are clearly based on other pieces of media/famous figures is so much fun because then some of my ships look like this:

Parentified Goldilocks who is also The Beast x Avoidance attachment Beauty who is ALSO also The Beast, one of my fav moments with them is when they off the Minotaur together who is ALSO also also The Beast

Little Red Riding Hood if she was also the Wolf and has galloons of repressed trauma x Snow White but she’s heavily knight coded and the poster child of daddy issues

Edgar Allen Poe’s Lenore x Annabel Lee but they’re in gay ghost love

The poem ‘The Last Rose of Summer’ x Odin’s raven Huginn but they’re exes still in love in a milf yuri divorce that ends super mega tragically and domino effects mommy issues out the ass

Historical figures Cleopatra x Frida Kahlo with the most chef’s kiss height difference you’ve ever seen

A polycule with Joan of Arc x Mulan x Thor x Achilles but they’re all genderbent/trans

The Velveteen Rabbit x fashion icon Coco Chanel if she was a lesbian with a gun

Frankenstein’s monster x a different sapphic Cleopatra bc baby gays <3333

Okay okay that black cat from Poe’s, well, The Black Cat x Poe’s Eulalie is cute yes

But I actually really REALLY love Poe’s Eulalie x Poe’s Berenice bc they’re “me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic” personified

The Snow Queen with mega daddy issues x Robin Hood if he was a socialist lesbian I SAIDDDD ITTTT

Imma say it historical figures JFK x Confucius were adorable bros

Aesop’s Fisherman x Odin’s other bird Munin you will always be famous my tragic old man yaoi <////3

Y’all will really have to hear me out here when I say Cinderella if she fucken snapped x ice cream Mad Hatter because couples who are terrible to each other but in a “only I’m allowed to be a horrid to them” way can be so funny

And I could go o n fer ages but the point is imagine explaining these ships to someone like 30 years ago with ZERO context their heads would explode and it’d be so funny

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: I just watched a man flip a coin on a train and unblock a contact labeled "ABSOLUTELY NOT" and text them "Hey" with a slutty amount of y's.

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Yang: Dad and Raven Are back together and I don't know what to do with this information.

[arc-misadventures]

Dancing Partner

Summer: Hey, Jaune you okay, you look nervous?

Jaune: Like hell I am... I'm waiting for my date, and I'm scared as hell...

Summer: You have a date?! I thought you, and Qrow were flying solo for todays school dance?

Jaune: That was the plan, but my date said otherwise.

Summer: Otherwise?

Jaune: She said I was going to take her to the school dance as her date, or she'll castrate me.

Summer: Oh gods...

Jaune: I don't understand why she's doing this?! Raven is the last person I'd expect to want to go on a date, let alone to a dance!

Summer: R-Raven...? As in, Raven Branwen 'asked' you to the dance?!

Jaune: Yeah... She did... technically…

Summer: Why the hell would, Raven ask you out on a date? Hell, why would she ask anyone out on a date?

Jaune: How the hell am I supposed to know?! Ever since I beat her in that CQC bout we had she's been giving me odd looks. I think she's trying to tell me something in her own socially awkward way.

Summer: What do you think she's trying to tell you?

Jaune: Hell if I... know...

Summer: Jaune? What are you... Oh gods...

Raven: Hello, Jaune~! Summer, are you looking forward to today’s dance?

Summer: Yeah.. I am...

Jaune: Wow, Raven... you look gorgeous...

Raven: T-Thank you, Jaune...

Summer: Oh... oh that's interesting...

Raven: Ahem! Thank you, Summer for keeping my date company.

Summer: Oh... No problem.

Raven: Shall we take our leave, Jaune?

Jaune: Of course, I'll see you on the dance floor, Summer.

Summer: See you.

Raven: Oh wait, before I go...

(Raven walks over, and whispers in, Summer's ears.)

Raven: Tonight he's all mine~! But, in the future I don't mind sharing~!

Summer: W-W-What?!

Raven: Till later, Rosebud~!

Summer: ...

Summer: I-I don't think I'd mind sharing either...

[brokentrafficknight]

This one is super old, maybe a year by now, and uses a format I'm not satisfied using anymore. No bulli

I also figured that since Ruby and Raven have no beef they'd have a surprisingly wholesome step-mom/daughter relationship.

[superiorsturgeon]

Jaune: Pyrrha, how could you not tell me about risking your life and that soul-merge thing? 😠

Pyrrha: Beloved, I’m so sorry I didn’t tell you…b-but everyone’s life was in danger! It was a spur-of-the moment decision! 😢

Jaune: *sigh* Well…I suppose I can understand that…

Ozpin: If I may interject!

Ozpin: Mister Arc, you shouldn’t worry about Pyrrha’s mission. It was in the works for some time, not some half-baked spur-of-the moment idea!

Jaune: 🤨

Pyrrha: 🫣

Jaune: Sounds like you two need to get your story straight! *stomps away*

Ozpin: …oh…perhaps I should stop talking to Mister Arc…

Pyrrha: YEAH. MAYBE YOU SHOULD!! 🤬 *runs after Jaune*

Later…

Jaune: So what else have you not been telling me? Do you have two scroll numbers? Are you cooking meth Have you been taking missions without your armor? 😠

Pyrrha: …Jaune, please…😭

Ozpin: *walks up* I’d like to clarify something I said earlier…

Pyrrha: Oh gods why…?! 😖

Ozpin: While the plans had been in the works for a while, Miss Nikos actually made her decision in a limited time! She didn’t even take a moment to allow her aura to replenish-

Jaune: She WHAT?! 😱

Pyrrha: Ozpin WHY?! 😫

Ozpin: …oh…dear…I seem to have made things worse…! 😰

Raven: *drunkenly interrupts* Let me fix this for you, Oz! 🥴

Raven: Look, blondie, your girlfriend is obviously a great huntress and everyone loves her and would do anything to protect her!

Raven: *burps*…and you have incredibly attractive legs! 😘

Jaune: …uh…😕

Raven: *sways and turns to Pyrrha* …and you!! What the hell are you doing lying to your boyfriend?! Unless you want to move into my ex-husband’s new girlfriend’s basement with me, you’d better shape up and never keep anything from this beautiful man ever again!! 😤

Raven: *turns to Jaune* …seriously, you are beautiful! If she ever lies to you again you can call me! 😉

Pyrrha: I’m sorry, beloved…I just didn’t want you to worry…😔

Jaune: *melts and wraps Pyrrha in a big forgiveness hug* Pyr, I am always going to worry about you. But if you feel ready, then by all means get out there and kick butt! ☺️

Pyrrha: 🥰

Jaune: BUT, if you ever keep anything from me again, I will leave you and join this scary drunk lady in her ex-husband’s girlfriend’s house!

Raven: I know you’re kidding, but Summer’s actually a very good landlady! Sometimes when she and Taiyang go on nice vacations I’m allowed to use the hot tub! 😃

[lovingdabeessss]

BOOM BOOM BAP RWBY MEEEEMMMEEESSSS again!!!

Yang died for like 5 seconds and Weiss had to turn into Blake control stopping void jump then murder I love Weiss so much what a trooper

Now she gotta deal with the people of vacuo rip like everyone else is a war hero but they HATE mrs millionaire jr they don’t know she arrested her dad

They love ex Bby terrorist Blake belladonna tho and why wouldn’t they?? I love her?? She’s baby?? Yang loves her?? Yang would probably pretend to be involved if Blake ever got tried for that, just so she could support her girlfriend

[rocknroll7575]

Can we get Rusted knight talking to some older characters like Ironwood and Ozpin? Also I feel like there would be something towards Raven

Sure can! Here you go!

XXX

Rusted Knight: *walks on the stage with his broken sword* You were willing to leave so many behind to the slaughter!?

Ironwood: *Unholsetrs guns and aims at RK* Without Atlas, the world is doomed

Rusted Knight: Without it's people, there is no Atlas

XXX

Ironwood: *Loads bullets into gun as he looks to RK* How can I trust you?

Rusted Knight: *Jumps off Juniper and lands on stage* Is a Knight's word not enough?

Ironwood: Words are empty, actions are louder

XXX

Ozpin: *Walks on stage with cane and mug* Is that really you under there, Mr. Arc?

Rusted Knight: *walks on the stage with his broken sword* You mistake me for the man I once was, he is gone

Ozpin: Then it seems I have failed another soul...

XXX

Rusted Knight: *Jumps off Juniper and lands on stage* You lost someone close to you?

Ozpin: *Appears on stage surrounded by a green ball* My daughter's... I lost them

Rusted Knight: Then it seems we are kindred spirits.

XXX

Rusted Knight: *walks on the stage with his broken sword* Another witch? Are you here to torment you as well

Glynda: *Pushing her glasses up* I am here to offer you guidance

Rusted Knight: What Guidance could you offer me?

XXX

Glynda: *Fix's broken floor as she walks on top it* By the Brothers... Mr. Arc?

Rusted Knight: *Jumps off Juniper and lands on stage* Who I once was is gone, I am what remains

Glynda: I have failed to protect my students...

XXX

Raven: *Puts Grimm Mask on* Another walking Fairy Tale

Rusted Knight: *walks on the stage with his broken sword* It seems we both have something in common, Raven Branwen

Raven: Indeed, but who is the better fighter?

XXX

Rusted Knight: *Jumps off Juniper and lands on stage* What brings you here, Coward?

Raven: *Eye's glowing blue with rage* I am no coward!

Rusted Knight: Then what do you call leaving Summer Rose behind?

XXX

Hazel: *Stabs Arms with Dust* You are the Rusted Knight?

Rusted Knight: *walks on the stage with his broken sword* I am, why do you ask?

Hazel: Gretchen thought the world of you...

XXX

Tyrian: *Walks on stage with his tail swaying slowly* The Rusted Knight!? Before my very eyes!?

Rusted Knight: *Jumps off Juniper and lands on stage* Tyrian Callows, You will pay for your crimes

Tyrian: I'm already getting excited!

XXX

Rusted Knight: *walks on the stage with his broken sword* What can your high intellect do to me?

Watts: *typing away on a scroll* Brains over Brawn, my dear boy

Rusted Knight: Then it's a good thing I have both

(I'll do Tai, Summer, Maria, and a few others in another one but Up next should be the FATALITIES!)