#raven x jaune

[arc-misadventures]

Swimming Instructor

Jaune: Haa.. remedial swimming lessons?

Jaune: I don't need swimming lessons, I know how to swim! Nora, just doesn't need to push me into the water while I'm carrying all the heavy stuff for laughs!

Jaune: Haa... whatever. These lessons could help me to learn how to swim with my armour on anyway... Let's do this.

Jaune: Hello? I'm here for remedial swimming lessons. Anyone here?

: Oh? You're that, Jaune fellow! Porty told me you were coming here for lessons!

Jaune: Hmm...? Oh there you...

Jaune: A-Are...

: Hi! My name is Raven Branwen! I may not look like it, but I'm your fellow classmate, Yang Xiao Long's mother!

Jaune: R-Really...?

Raven: Yeah... she may not look like it, but she is. She took more from her father, my late husband than me.

Jaune: He probably took his hair, and eyes... but she certainly got your assets...

Raven: So, while I'm normally a sub in for, Glynda when she needs a substitute in combat class, I also double as a swimming instructor. So, Porty said you almost drowned, can't you swim?

Jaune: Swim...?

Raven: Yeah, swim?

Jaune: Oh, sorry... Y-Yeah I can swim... I was carrying some heavy stuff... a-and, my teammate knocked me into the water.

Raven: Ahh.

Jaune: B-But, I wear plate armour... I think I could use some swimming lessons on how to swim with that on...

Raven: Ahh, I can teach you how to swim with armour on. It's difficult, but we can do it!

Jaune: Not as difficult as getting under that delectable one piece of yours...

Raven: Oh~? That may not be as hard as you think~!

Jaune: Ahh?! Oh fuck, you heard me?!

Raven: I did, and don't worry: I always preferred hunky young blonds~!

Jaune Uhhuhhuhh?!

Raven: So come on sexy~! Show me what you got~!

Jaune: Yes ma'am!

~~~

This would have been a good, Beach AU photo. But she doesn't fit any character well enough.

But, she works to a point. Can you keep an eye out for more, Beach Au worthy art for me, @lar-mx ?

Link to ART

[brokentrafficknight]

[superiorsturgeon]

Raven: Don’t be too impressed by my brother. Back in school he was a laughingstock because we tricked him into wearing a skirt. 🙄

Nora: Lame! We tried that with our team leader once and it only made his partner excited.

Pyrrha: STOP TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT!! 😫

[arc-misadventures]

Okay, first off, Jaune is the harem protagonist.

It's more, or less considered the harem protagonist. And, so is, Weiss for some reason...

Anyway. Jaune's list of 'patrons.'

Salem:

One has to be her obviously. She is the evil deity that seeks the destruction of the world. least that's what people think based upon her visage. She's actually an absolute sweetheart that just wants to spend time around people.

However, she will go into an absolute blood frenzy if anyone harms children in her presence; the last time that happened she leveled an entire city in her rage. This is how she earned her moniker as a 'evil' deity.

Kali:

In essence, she is the deity of the faunas. Believed to be the guardian of all the animal kin, and the originator of their species as a whole. Believed to be an amalgamation of every possible animal trait everchanging as she embodies the various monsters, and tempers of the beast she came resembles.

In reality, at least to, Jaune, she is a cat faunas of a milf next door that's been trying to seduce him in various ways: Such as pampering him, washing his back in naught but a towel, surprising him in his bead. And, of course, smothering him at every given opportunity to smother him with her chest.

Raven:

The carrion master, often believed to be the, Grimm Reaper, the embodiment of death. Many of the warlocks under her patronage are guardians, and stewards of the dead. Many calling upon the dead to fight their battles.

In reality that was just what her patrons did with her powers. The truth would be to say she was more of a trickster, and thief deity. Often playing various tricks on, Jaune, and stealing his stuff, ranging from his food, seaters, underwear, his virginity.

Willow:

The Winter Lady. Said to represent the icy coldness to be found throughout the world. Powers of ice, and snow follow her freezing all those who worship her.

In reality, Willow was the most touched, and affection starved deity among them. Many often being unable to come close to her due to her icy cold demeanor, but she enjoys cuddling, and being pampered by love ones. Ie Jaune.

Summer:

Summer, the embodiment of motherhood. Those under her patronage are exemplars as nursemaids, and parents. Often seen as the best thing any noble family can have is a warlock under, Summer's patronage in their services. She is often see as the embodiment of fertility, and primal lust.

In reality, she is an absolute blushing virgin when it comes to anything romantic. Often erupting in a cloud of steam when she so much as brushes, Jaune's hand with hers. She has even fainted when, Jaune touched her hand.

Jaune:

A warlock apprentice who has big dreams of becoming the worlds greatest warlock in all of existence! And, the day he made his patronage with his deity he knew the world was his oyster!

Then he suddenly got five deity's living in his house, each trying to become his main patronage, and trying to get in his pants.

Jaune regrets a great many things...

@arc-misadventures

This made me think of your works.

Mostly the first one.

[lovingdabeessss]

RWBY MEMESSSSS

Blake I hope you’re prepared for yangs trust in her loved ones not planning on abandoning her at every second being SHATTERED cause yangs mental health is NOT surviving the news

[juanarc-thethird]

Valentine Letter- Raven Branwen and her massive jugs.

Valentine's Day letters. (Raven)

Jaune: What the hell? Why would Yang's mom send me a Valentine's Day letter?

He opens the letter and says:

"I know you are strong, I have seen it with my own eyes. So I want you to come to my room, And give me a creampie~"

Jaune: *Red* I know I shouldn't… but the temptation.

[daniels-rwby-blog]

RWBY BEYOND EP2

Do you ever feel life is laughing behind your back

banana boy forever

Spoilers ahead

So, very interesting episode Firstly the lose end,Alex was from vacuo pre war as many suspected.

Then the merge of Oz and Oscar, many people will be scared by how "quickly" Oscar has merged but remember it has been a good few months by the time RWBY&J get back to vacuo and we don't know when this little chat is happening.

I wonder if Jaunes journal will become significant later, perhaps he'll get inspired by it and know how to trap Salem or something

But I am enjoying it, it brought a tear when JNPR where at that campfire and the art style is still amazing.

[darksaiyangoku]

RWBY: Dante's First Cookie

Ruby: Come on, Dante. Eat your carrofs.

Dante: Bleh!

Ruby: Vergil isn't complaining. *turns to Vergil* Aren't you, sweetie?

Vergil: *noms on carrots*

Ruby: Such a good boy! *headpats*

Vergil; *smiles*

Dante: *folds arms and poubts* Hmph!

Jaune: Dante, carrots are good for you. *grabs spoonful of carrots* Here comes the aeroplane.

Dante: *shakes head* Bleh!

Raven: *arrives through portal* Hey there Red. Goldie.

Ruby: Oh! Hey Aunt Raven.

Jaune: Do you ever use the door?

Raven: So, how are my little cuties doing? *smiles*

Ruby: *sighs* Not great. Vergil's started to eat carrots, but Dante won't even touch them. Look.

Dante: Bleh!

Raven: *giggles* Stay back, I got this. Dante, I have a surprise for you~

Dante: *looks up* Hm?

Raven: Look! *takes out cookie from her bag* it's a chocolate chip cookie! I baked it myself.

Dante: *smiles*

Jaune: Raven, no!

Raven: What? One little cookie isn't gonna hurt him. *turns to Dante* Say 'ah', dear.

Dante: Ah. *munches cookie*

Jaune: *sighs* Well, there goes my plan to break the Rose cookie curse.

Ruby: Face it, darling, you knew that was impossible when we got married. It's here to stay.

Dante: *nibbles cookie*

[linkman447]

The married life (Raven)

Raven having left her bandit life was returning home to her family

Raven: oh my faithful knight your bandit queen has returned

Jaune exiting the kitchen with an apron on: oh my beautiful raven

The two embrace lips on one another

Jaune: so are our friends coming for the holidays

Raven: sadly not all but your sister saphron and her wife are

Jaune: what why not my team and team RWBY

Raven: that’s the thing-

Flashback

Raven: daughter

Yang: you thieving bitch you leaven me and dad, then run off with a boy half your age

Raven: jaune is my husband

Tai: so was I

Raven: oh were we I don’t remember having a wedding or at the vary least a courthouse meeting

Blake: you stole our mate

Weiss: that knight belongs to us

Pyrrha: no he’s my partner and soulmate

Raven: well I guess my bandit life is still alive if I’m still stealing

Everyone try’s to jump her but with a swift swing of her sword a red portal opens whisking the group to another location

Flashback ends

Raven: -I have not clue

Jaune: well darn

Raven: don’t look down my knight

She gets a wicked look on her face

Raven: I know how I might cheer you up

She takes his hand and leads him to the bedroom

Elsewhere

Qrow: and that’s how Raven trapped me in this cage and put that cage in this cave

Ruby: so you got drunk and Raven just kidnapped an inebriated old man

Qrow: I like my story better

Tai: dumbass

[tequiilasunriise]

Being in fandoms where the characters are clearly based on other pieces of media/famous figures is so much fun because then some of my ships look like this:

Parentified Goldilocks who is also The Beast x Avoidance attachment Beauty who is ALSO also The Beast, one of my fav moments with them is when they off the Minotaur together who is ALSO also also The Beast

Little Red Riding Hood if she was also the Wolf and has galloons of repressed trauma x Snow White but she’s heavily knight coded and the poster child of daddy issues

Edgar Allen Poe’s Lenore x Annabel Lee but they’re in gay ghost love

The poem ‘The Last Rose of Summer’ x Odin’s raven Huginn but they’re exes still in love in a milf yuri divorce that ends super mega tragically and domino effects mommy issues out the ass

Historical figures Cleopatra x Frida Kahlo with the most chef’s kiss height difference you’ve ever seen

A polycule with Joan of Arc x Mulan x Thor x Achilles but they’re all genderbent/trans

The Velveteen Rabbit x fashion icon Coco Chanel if she was a lesbian with a gun

Frankenstein’s monster x a different sapphic Cleopatra bc baby gays <3333

Okay okay that black cat from Poe’s, well, The Black Cat x Poe’s Eulalie is cute yes

But I actually really REALLY love Poe’s Eulalie x Poe’s Berenice bc they’re “me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic” personified

The Snow Queen with mega daddy issues x Robin Hood if he was a socialist lesbian I SAIDDDD ITTTT

Imma say it historical figures JFK x Confucius were adorable bros

Aesop’s Fisherman x Odin’s other bird Munin you will always be famous my tragic old man yaoi <////3

Y’all will really have to hear me out here when I say Cinderella if she fucken snapped x ice cream Mad Hatter because couples who are terrible to each other but in a “only I’m allowed to be a horrid to them” way can be so funny

And I could go o n fer ages but the point is imagine explaining these ships to someone like 30 years ago with ZERO context their heads would explode and it’d be so funny

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: I just watched a man flip a coin on a train and unblock a contact labeled "ABSOLUTELY NOT" and text them "Hey" with a slutty amount of y's.

~~~~~~

Yang: Dad and Raven Are back together and I don't know what to do with this information.

[arc-misadventures]

My Mechanic

Jaune: Alright, time to get my bike ba…GRK?!

Jaune: God damn…

: Hmm…? Oh, hey, this bike yours?

Jaune: Yeah… T-That's my bike. It felt a little funny when I was riding her, so I thought I best take her in for a check up.

: Well the problem was nothing too major, but its best you came to a bike shop to get it fixed. I can tell she's a well maintained bike, but something like this requires a more delicate touch.

Jaune: Who am I to argue with the pretty lady with the wrench.

: You got a name pretty boy?

Jaune: My name is, Jaune, Jaune Arc. Can I ask for yours?

: It's Raven. Raven Branwen.

Jaune: Raven~? Well then my pretty black bird; When do you finish your shift, perhaps we can go for a ride, what do you say?

Raven: On this pretty girl?

Jaune: Oh? You wanna ride my bike? I thought a beautiful dame such as yourself would have one hell of a bike of her own.

Raven: You bet your cute ass I do. Tell you what… We'll swap keys. I go for a ride on your bike, and you go for a ride on mine. What do you say?

Jaune: I'm game. But, tell me, where are we riding to?

Raven: That depends…

Jaune: On what?

Raven: How well you play your cards lover boy~!

Jaune: Deal me in then~!

Raven: Good. Here's my bike…

Jaune: (Whistles~!) Now that is a lovely bike…

Raven: Thank you. Now, here's his keys; You ready to ride handsome?

Jaune: Always.

[brokentrafficknight]

This one is super old, maybe a year by now, and uses a format I'm not satisfied using anymore. No bulli

I also figured that since Ruby and Raven have no beef they'd have a surprisingly wholesome step-mom/daughter relationship.

[superiorsturgeon]

Huntresses of the Caribbean

Pyrrha: *dropping off fancy sword at Governor Arc’s house* Hello, Master Arc! You look very handsome!

Jaune: *stuffed into stiff and scratchy dress suit* Pyr, we’ve known each other for years! How often do I have to tell you to call me “Jaune?”

Pyrrha: At least one more time! As always! 😉

Jaune: Oh, you…! 😄

Papa Arc: *rolls his eyes at the Arkos flirting* 🙄

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Pyrrha: *grabs a spear off the shelf and mecha-shifts it*

Raven: Who makes these things?!

Pyrrha: My friend Ruby does, but I practice with them three hours a day! 😏

Raven: …you really need to find yourself a boyfriend, kid…

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Jaune: *sweating his ass off in a wool suit in tropical weather* Congratulations on your promotion, Miss Schnee…! 🥵

Winter: Yes…this promotion has thrown into sharp relief-

Jaune: *passes out and falls into the sea* 😵

Winter: 😨

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Salem: *getting ready to kill Jaune* …begun by blood, the blood undo-

Ozma: *walking into the room* 👋 😅

Salem: …It’s not possible…! 😦

Ozma: Not PROBABLE! 😁

Salem: *points her knife at Ozma* Shut up! You’re next! 🤬

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Pyrrha: *bursts into jail* You! Pirate!

Raven: *looks up from her cot* Eh?

Pyrrha: You know that ship that attacked us? They took Master Arc!

Raven: Oh, so you DO have a boyfriend!

Raven: Well, if you intend to brave all, hasten to his rescue, and so win that boy’s heart, you’ll have to do it alone, mate! I see no profit in it for me!

Pyrrha: …I can get you out of here!

Raven: How? The keys are gone-

Pyrrha: *uses her semblance to tear the door loose from the walls in a shower of broken rock and concrete* 🤬

Raven: …okay, that’ll work…!

[vexieeeee]

RWBY Masterlist

(f) - fluff, (a) - angst, (af) - angst + fluff, (s) - smut

Ruby Rose:

Nothing yet...

Weiss Schnee:

Nothing yet...

Blake Belladonna:

Nothing yet...

Yang Xiao Long:

Nothing yet...

Jaune Arc:

Nothing yet...

Nora Valkyrie:

Nothing yet...

Pyrrha Nikos:

Nothing yet...

Lie Ren:

Nothing yet...

Penny Polendina:

Nothing yet...

Qrow Branwen:

Nothing yet...

Raven Branwen:

Nothing yet...

Winter Schnee:

Nothing yet...

[lovingdabeessss]

BOOM BOOM BAP RWBY MEEEEMMMEEESSSS again!!!

Yang died for like 5 seconds and Weiss had to turn into Blake control stopping void jump then murder I love Weiss so much what a trooper

Now she gotta deal with the people of vacuo rip like everyone else is a war hero but they HATE mrs millionaire jr they don’t know she arrested her dad

They love ex Bby terrorist Blake belladonna tho and why wouldn’t they?? I love her?? She’s baby?? Yang loves her?? Yang would probably pretend to be involved if Blake ever got tried for that, just so she could support her girlfriend